To be honest, I cannot drive a car. Running a hidden community of over 2000 people with limited resources has not allowed me any degree of free time in which I could learn. And at my age, not knowing how to drive when most people are driving as soon as they can reach the accelerator and brake pad is rather embarrassing. Jeremiah clued in a few weeks ago after I was shot. We had to drive back to Camden to assess how far Valhalla Sector had progressed. Jeremiah threw me the keys to the jeep, assuming I would want to drive. He was a tad shocked them I threw them back at him. It took several minutes of him trying to convince me to drive and me quite uncomfortably refusing without explanation before he guessed. He keeps coming to me privately and offering to teach me. I'm sure the offer is sincere, but I'm not sure if I am ready yet to suffer through driving lessons with Jeremiah. He's going to tease me about this, I can tell. However, I know it is a skill I need, and probably should learn fast.

How can I be 'the guy' and tell people I don't know how to parallel park? It's embarrassing.